keep on dancing

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

whee combined sports meet tmr!

stupid chem teacher still make us do some stupid chem ws. sianz can't slack.

was surfing blogs when i saw this on some RI guy's blog.

Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally challenged, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Well, if you said YES, you have just killed Beethoven.

Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.Candidate A.Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B.He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate CHe is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

Have you decided your future leader and also the fate of the final baby?

Now put your finger on the control button, and press A.
Read the answer, located just below the question.

heh. i'm just glad hitler didn't become da world leader :D

and btw, for people who actually BELIEVED that maths is disproven, i shall not mention your names here :D

but don't stop studying maths lah. very impt one ~~NOT~~

and to enlighten this particular minority, the thing is wrong because x - y = 0 lah. x = y mah :D

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maths is wrong o.O

Proof:

Let x = y
Add x to both sides: x + x = x + y
Collect like terms: 2x = x + y
Take 2y from both sides: 2x - 2y = x + y - 2y
Simplify: 2x - 2y = x - y
Take out 2 as a common factor: 2(x - y) = x - y
Cancel like terms: 2 = 1

YES! MATHS HAS BEEN DISPROVEN! STOP LEARNING MATHS NOW! NO MORE MATHS WHOOO!!!! :D

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Re: Sale of School Jacket during CSM!!!
From: High School Council 28-04-08
To: All Students

Dear Hwa Chong Family, Not too long ago, the High School Council, with the backing of the student body, drafted plans to create a Hwa Chong Jacket; a unique emblem of our commitment to the school, a symbol we could bear with pride. These plans have been concretised, and realised. In order that you could SEE and FEEL this microfibre jacket more clearly and easily (as it has been kept in a rather inconspicuous corner of our bookshop), the jacket will be on sale during the Combined Sports Meet, held next Wednesday, 30th April, $25 per piece.

Let us no longer shiver on the bus in the morning, no longer feel naked when standing alongside a girl from across the bridge in blue.BUY THE HWACHONG JACKET! While stocks last, The 35th High School Council

nobody's gonna buy the jackets but nice try HSC. i'm not gonna feel naked just because i don't have a jacket pls =.=

deperate attempt to recoup your extreme losses i see =P

"with the backing of the student body"

LOL and apparently still putting the blame on us students. saying that it's our fault that we voted for the jacket but end up did not buy it. i guess someone forgot to add the fact that we chose the jacket that was the "least worst"? thanks to the excellent moderation of submissions of designs.

btw CSM this wednesday! yesh! plus public holiday on thursday! finally a break from everything that's killing me.

can't even breathe through my nose now. panting like some idiot through my mouth. and a bloody headache. can't think straight. to hell with geog. time to crap everything out tomorrow.

but i'm still not gonna buy that jacket =D

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

omfg i'm seriously screwed.

bio test tmr and i only started studying 30mins ago. i have no idea wth is an axon or dendron. and now i'm writing this ._.

no sleep tonight then, i guess.

k lah not that bad. maybe i'll sleep when i feel like it :D

stress is very observable in class 4E nowadays. throwing of paper balls and planes when no teacher in class. whole class going wild. see la, disallow bridge and this happens. all our dear form teacher's fault.

lol and i heard zhi kan killed a jellyfish and pwned it conpletely haha. dno wad skewered and buried it or something lol :D

stress makes people go insane =/

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

yay finally this week no more tests!

can sleep early tonight wheee =D

lucky nvr screw up chem test without a calculator la. dno how the hell i managed to get all those calculation questions correct xD

yesterday dental appointment. took taxi cos i was freaking late. appointment at 3pm. i boarded the taxi at 3.30 pm =)

the taxi driver a bit weird lor. think i'm from hwa chong then try to speak with me in those kind of fake ang moh accent. LOL. but he's quite a friendly guy la. maybe funny too.

then dno why the the taxi driver started talking to me about girls o.O

Driver: "You know, my friend told me a very good pick up line. You wanna hear it?"

Me: "uh huh ok"

Driver: "He say you just go up to a girl and say hey helen! long time no see! you changed so much! then the girl will reply i'm not helen! i'm susan! then you say see, you changed so much you even changed your name!"

Me: speechless

but it might just work leh =D

not that i'm gonna do that lol. so thick skinned =/

btw, the meaning of life is a lego block. remember that and your life will become better :D

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

havent posted in a long long time.

pretty busy over the last few days =/

experiment results keep failing, homework not done, files not filed.

damn. the stress =(

plus today chem test. i must be the smartest guy the world cos i didn't bring my calculator!!

allow me to vent my frustration first.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @*#&!(!))#@(@(#)@ WTHWTFWHTFWTFWTHTWFTWWHTWFTFW

k i'm done. lol ended up trying to divide huge numbers and very small numbers and failed horribly. now i feel what it must have been like in the past when there were no calculators. omg.

ihc test and physics test on thursday. muahaha...doing the ihc test outside the classroom cos i missed it today for some earth day opening thing. OUTSIDE classroom = no invigilation = can *ahem* cheat *ahem* = win :D

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Friday, April 11, 2008

chinese tests are driving me crazy!!

yesterday chinese common test, today chinese class test, then tmr got HSK!

W.T.F.

k nvm most of it is already over

just left with a HSK which results i do not care about. at all.

but. still got maths test next monday. SIAN.

today training damn slack. did the normal warm up and all the sec 4s went to the gym. to do "self training"

but we ended up just doing weights for just 30mins before going down to talk to NPCC ppl. then me and marcus ended up playing bridge. xD

ryan got scammed by benjamin. he kept thinking i was his partner lol. benjamin kept trying to scam ppl throughout the game lah.

the storm after the calm is here. glhf =D

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

lol i'm seriously getting addicted to bridge!

just cant stop playing bridge... even at home also have to go online and play bridge! especially if i lose. then i will want to play more to compensate for my loss... dang, this is probably what gamblers are like o.O

anyway today had damn lousy luck. all my hands had less than 10 points. sianz.

and today's assembly musical appreciation totally owned! xD

4F guy performed 青花瓷. yen seow was shocked and could not find any word to express his utmost disgust at the end of the performance lol! the guy's voice kept breaking for maybe more than 10 times throughout the song. the chorus was too high pitched for him la. he should have sang something easier...

and 4G performance = epic.

song item, pokemon first theme song. xD totally brings back some childhood memories! and it was like two balls (warren chia and eugene chua) singing, dancing, bouncing and rolling on the stage. damn funny. the voice from the music file was eve louder than them. haha! xD

chinese test tmr. this week siao liao. 3 chinese tests in a row. luckily the teachers showed some compassion and postponed homework deadline.

maybe a game of bridge first. or two. maybe three. or four... =D

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Monday, April 7, 2008

omg tests are coming. AGAIN!

sianz... so fast! must start mugging liao...

especially chinese...another imba test. dunno why the chinese teacher so evil lor. make us memorise soo many things...

today bridge damn fun =D

had my best hand i ever got in my life.

ace, king queen, jack and 10 , 9, 6 and 4 dimes.

win =D

total = 19 point hand.

totally owned the opposing team 10-3 =D

damn shuang la xD

should have taken a photo of the hand lor... haiz nvm

oh yea...btw happy birthday to hansen and allyssa! posted this kinda late...but better late than never! =D

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

term two is starting to put some strain on me already.

ep3. stupid reports that we all have to hand in on saturday. no idea what the hell i have to do. even those i know what to do, i cant find any info to do it. waiting for marcus to lend me his when he's done.

pday. judge (sandra tan) go, for some reason, kb our group. when zi keng presenting that time she go yawn. with her mouth WIDE open. seriously, what the heck. and she wanted us to do find the molecular mass of the bacteriocin we are testing using gel electrophorosis. hell load of work there already. plus have to test the thing on more food samples. gg. no more free afternoons for the rest of the term lor.

tests start next week. chinese term test and imba chinese class test. hope i don't screw chinese again.

down with flu, too. people who just came back from beijing just passed the virus on to me. now i'm coughing and sneezing, both which make my headaches worse. just what i needed, yeah. =.=

at least i didn't get scolded because i pon training last saturday =). first time i pon this year lor. so nvm la. anyway i would have wasted my time at survival cos my whole group was unrepared. and we would have just went there to die at Tagore.

june holidays seem so far away =(

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